“I’m not happy about the fact that you assume you will spend every weekend at my place.”
“But that’s okay. Any time you want a weekend alone you can just tell me.”
“I sort of want it the other way around.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, if I want you here I’ll invite you.”
This is how our relationship ends.
I have a system to enrich my lonely evenings. It determines a specific shelf in the entirety of the MacOdrum Library. It selects a specific volume with no opportunity for personal preference to influence the outcome. Then I read. Meiosis and Oocyte Atresia in Bovine Fetuses. Canada’s Metric System – a Short Metric Practice Guide. Microfoundations of policy implementation : towards European best practices.
“Now, can you do the hammer?”
“Can anyone do the hammer?”
“Paul could. He never did it because it scared us. But he could do it.”